When I was a young Colonel
I fought furry robots underground
When I heard of a Police Box
That could travel all around
Time and space were playthings
To the science on my side
So whatever thing the Doctor says
I take it all in stride

Oh, I’ve got golden bullets and silver bullets
And bullets to pierce a Dalek
I’ve got Teflon-coated laser guided
Uranium cored atomics
Ye cannae blame my bonnie boys
UNIT’s a one for tryin’
I hope the Doctor gets here soon
‘Cause all my boys are dyin’

Then for what seemed a decade
In a time I can’t quite place
He always seemed to be about
And twice he changed his face
And often I was tested
In the face of woe and weal
One thing I proved time and again
Lethbridge-Stewarts are British steel

ONE TWO THREE

Oh, I’ve got golden bullets and silver bullets
And bullets to pierce a Dalek
I’ve got Teflon-coated laser guided
Uranium cored atomics
Ye cannae blame my bonnie boys
UNIT’s a one for tryin’
I hope the Doctor gets here soon
‘Cause all my boys are dyin’

When the world’s gone topsy-turvey
That’s when I fight the weird
There’s never been an alien
Who’s given me the fear
When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day

Now I’ve fought Cybermen and Yeti
Autons and the Master
Axons, Zygons, Ogrons, Daleks
Omega and Borusa
Though there be Azal or Silurians
Extradimensional foes of Arthur
I’ll go on fighting
Even as I face the Great Destroyer

Oh, I’ve got golden bullets and silver bullets
And bullets to pierce a Dalek
I’ve got Teflon-coated laser guided
Uranium cored atomics
Ye cannae blame my bonnie boys
UNIT’s a one for tryin’
I hope the Doctor gets here soon
‘Cause all my boys are dyin’

When the world’s gone topsy-turvey
That’s when I fight the weird
There’s never been an alien
Who’s given me the fear
When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day

Oh, I’ve got golden bullets and silver bullets
And bullets to pierce a Dalek
I’ve got Teflon-coated laser guided
Uranium cored atomics
Ye cannae blame my bonnie boys
UNIT’s a one for tryin’
I hope the Doctor gets here soon
‘Cause all my boys are dyin’

When the world’s gone topsy-turvey
That’s when I fight the weird
There’s never been an alien
Who’s given me the fear
When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day

Oh, I’ve got golden bullets and silver bullets
And bullets to pierce a Dalek
I’ve got Teflon-coated laser guided
Uranium cored atomics
Ye cannae blame my bonnie boys
UNIT’s a one for tryin’
I hope the Doctor gets here soon
‘Cause all my boys are dyin’

When the world’s gone topsy-turvey
That’s when I fight the weird
There’s never been an alien
Who’s given me the fear
When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day

When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day

When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day

When the wicket’s at its stickiest
That’s when you’ll hear me say
“Five rounds rapid”
UNIT wins the day